Let’s play a game. A guessing game in which you, the reader of this story, try to figure out who I’m talking about. I’ll give you two words. Extreme comb over. If you haven’t guessed it by now, I’m talking about a certain greasy-haired presidential candidate known to the world as–drum roll please–Donald Trump!
Today, we’re not going to discuss the political side of the situation, instead things are going to get a little hairy. And by a little, I mean a lot. Trump’s hair has been one of his most defining physical features throughout his career. So, I present to you: five things that look like Donald Trump’s hair!
Before I show you these pictures though, let’s go through his daily hair routine, which, to the delight of people all around the world, he recently divulged in an interview with Rolling Stone. First, he washes it with Head and Shoulders. Not Pantene or Nioxin–it has to be Head and Shoulders. Then, he lets it air dry, and, in the meantime, reads about himself in different magazines and newspapers–this whole process takes about an hour. Then, he finishes off with a combing routine that he insists is not a comb over. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time,” he said in an interview with the Rolling Stone.
Now, on to the lookalikes.
5) How do you like meow?
4) Is this caterpillar or a toupee?
3) Who wore it better?
2) This one might be a little too corny for you, but I like it.
1) This rabbit who doesn’t even need a wig to look just like our possible future president
And a little bonus: let’s not forgot about the time that Trump tried (and failed) to pull off the man bun. Just kidding. Someone Photoshopped it. But it’s still amazing.